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Can We Play Messy?

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We want to play messy; are there any restrictions?

No, but there are requirements, that we would expect you to observe, primarily involving common sense and respect for others.

An extensive range of specialist disinfectants and toy cleaners are provided and it is expected that you make every effort to cleanse the results of any messy activities in which you engage by the end of your hire.

We want you to enjoy yourselves and make good use of the dungeon to explore your wildest fantasies.  However, we don't want you to destroy the dungeon and its equipment and spoil it for other users in the future, not least the Dungeon Keepers!!  So obviously, there are some sensible restrictions about what you can do.  Messy play can involve the following:

  • golden showers (play involving urine)

  • scat (play involving faeces)

  • wax (play involving molten candle wax)

  • sploshing (play involving squashy food or substances such as squirty cream, fruit crushing, mud, etc)

  • spitting

  • milking (play involving enforced ejaculation of the male)

  • cumming (orgasm is often associated with the ejaculation of messy fluids - male and female)

  • excessive use of massage, lubricants and body  oils (all body oils used at LDH must be water based!!)

Please Note: Candle wax play is particularly messy and can also cause great damage to the rugs, equipment and wooden floors here.  Please ensure you use the PVC play sheets provided to catch the drips and splashes of wax. Also wax dripped on the body will subsequently fall everywhere and make a fine old mess. Try this out for yourself in your own home... you don't need a dungeon to play with candle wax!! Also unattended candles are a serious fire risk and have nearly been a cause of a fire in the dungeon in the past. So please do not leave candles burning unattended.

Whatever the messy play you wish to engage in, and we realise the above list is far from complete, we expect you to take measures to minimise health risks to yourselves and others and to effectively clean up your own mess before the end of your session.

Various types of large play sheets are available and the dungeon keeper will advise you of their location if you advise him of your intent to play messy.  Condoms must be used on all insertable toys for your own personal safety.  We expect you to supply your own condoms but we do have an emergency supply in the Safety Box so there really are no excuses for you to take any silly risks with your health.

The fully tiled shower room is an ideal area for toilet play as it can be easily cleaned and kept sanitary. The Toilet/WC is also suitable.

There are plenty of clean towels available for your use.  Any play sheets or towels that you use should, of course, be left in the specified place at the end of the session so they can be immediately put in the washing machine after you leave.

An extensive range of specialist disinfectants and toy cleaners are available and it is expected that you make every effort to cleanse the results of any messy activities in which you engage by the end of your hire.

There are no limitations on your type of play - after all, we have no idea what you will get up to during your session. But, we expect not to be able to work it out from any mess you leave behind!